Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Arthur Eddington Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Meg Cabot In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Robert Orben Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

Barbara Hall See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

Pindar Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
Author: Pindar

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Fishing jokes What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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Fishing jokes Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
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Fishing jokes How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
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Fishing jokes What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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