I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum

Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Author: Max Frisch

Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.'
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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
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What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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