Best quotes to send by SMS
David Reisman Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
Author: David Reisman

T. S. Eliot Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Anwar el-Sadat I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Author: Anwar el-Sadat

Richard M. Nixon Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Author: Richard M. Nixon

Pindar Sweet is war to those who know it not.
Author: Pindar

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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Horse jokes Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
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Horse jokes Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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Horse jokes Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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Horse jokes Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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