Best quotes to send by SMS

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a big fish who makes you an
offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes