I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Author: Richard Diran

Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from "won't power" to "will power."
Author: Peter McWilliams

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'
Author: Margaret Cho

Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
Author: Mike Ditka

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes