Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Author: T. S. Eliot

I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Author: Anwar el-Sadat

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Author: Richard M. Nixon

Sweet is war to those who know it not.
Author: Pindar

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes