Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero Strain every nerve to gain your point.
Author: Cicero

James M. Barrie Strength instead of being the lusty child of passions, grows by grappling with and subduing them.
Author: James M. Barrie

William Carleton Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.
Author: William Carleton

Marshall McLuhan I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Heaven and hell jokes What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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Horse jokes How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Horse jokes How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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