Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Author: Cicero

Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
Author: Lillian Carter

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes