Best quotes to send by SMS
Emily Dickinson I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson

Lucretius Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius

Lois McMaster Bujold Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Edmund Burke Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Author: Edmund Burke

William Shakespeare 'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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Horse jokes When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!
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Horse jokes Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
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Horse jokes Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Horse jokes Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
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