Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Author: Doug Larson

Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Strange new problems are being reported in the growing generations of children whose mothers were always there, driving them around, helping them with their homework - an inability to endure pain or discipline or pursue any self-sustained goal of any sort
Author: Betty Friedan

Strong reasons make strong actions.
Author: William Shakespeare

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes