Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.
Author: Og Mandino

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Author: Ken Kesey

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Author: Anne Bradstreet

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Author: Vince Lombardi

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."
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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
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