Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Author: Cicero

Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
Author: Lillian Carter

Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes