Best quotes to send by SMS

Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Praising what is lost
Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare
Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
The best jokes to send by SMS

George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to camp, he stopped
at a fish store.
'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the
owner. 'But instead of
putting them in a bag, throw them to
me.'
'Why should I do that?' the owner asked.
'So I can tell everyone
that I caught three fish!'
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger
approaches and asks: "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful
spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday," he
boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the
stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped
the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"Meet
the biggest liar in the state!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes