Best quotes to send by SMS
Mother Teresa Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Author: Mother Teresa

H. Jackson Brown Jr. Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Tom Robbins Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

Terry Pratchett Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

Reggie Leach Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes