Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Author: Isaac Newton

Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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