Best quotes to send by SMS

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
Author: Ernest Haskins
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
Author: Cato the Elder
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Author: Henri Poincare
Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot
The best jokes to send by SMS

Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it's not online yet.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes