Best quotes to send by SMS
Marie Curie Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
Author: Marie Curie

Joseph Conrad Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Kenneth Hildebrand Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Author: Kenneth Hildebrand

Emily Dickinson I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson

Lucretius Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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Horse jokes What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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Horse jokes What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
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Horse jokes What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
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Horse jokes What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
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