Best quotes to send by SMS

In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler
If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten
See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other hates his
book.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it
has its own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes