Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes