Best quotes to send by SMS
H. Jackson Brown Jr. Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Tom Robbins Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins

Terry Pratchett Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett

Reggie Leach Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

Randy K. Milholland Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
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Horse jokes What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
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Horse jokes What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
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Horse jokes What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.
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Horse jokes What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!
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