Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Freud I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Richard Diran I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Author: Richard Diran

Peter McWilliams Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from "won't power" to "will power."
Author: Peter McWilliams

H. L. Mencken I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Margaret Cho Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'
Author: Margaret Cho

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Horse jokes How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Horse jokes What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
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Horse jokes What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
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