Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Author: Isaac Newton

Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I worked on the day shift."
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