Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Author: Unknown

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, t
Author: Samuel Johnson

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Author: Henry James

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
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What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
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Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes