Best quotes to send by SMS
Richard Diran I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Author: Richard Diran

Peter McWilliams Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from "won't power" to "will power."
Author: Peter McWilliams

H. L. Mencken I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Margaret Cho Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'
Author: Margaret Cho

Mike Ditka Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
Author: Mike Ditka

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
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Horse jokes What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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Horse jokes What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
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Horse jokes What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
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Horse jokes What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
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