If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Author: Anne Bradstreet

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Author: Vince Lombardi

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Author: Alan Corenk

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
Author: Henry David Thoreau

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."
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What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.
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Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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