Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
Author: Mike Ditka

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Author: Mark Twain

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Author: Isaac Newton

Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit." After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?" "It's very simple," replied the tailor, "The other tailor has two sons."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes