Best quotes to send by SMS
Russell R. McIntyre Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

Bible How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible

William Penn Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Author: William Penn

Jewish Proverb If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Author: Jewish Proverb

J. Jacques Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Author: J. Jacques

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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History jokes My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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History jokes What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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History jokes Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
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History jokes What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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