Senescent judges show how patriotic they are by passing out hard sentences for tearing up a draft card or following one's conscience according to the principles established by our country at the Nuremburg trials.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Sometimes you feel other people's pain worse than your own. We're armored against our own troubles. We can't afford to give in to despair. Then you see someone else struggling, and it breaks your... heart.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Author: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Author: Steven Pearl

Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.
Author: William Shakespeare

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
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What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
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I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes