Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Author: Evan Esar

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
Author: Marie Curie

Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Author: Kenneth Hildebrand

I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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