Best quotes to send by SMS
Reggie Leach Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach

Randy K. Milholland Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Cicero Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Author: Cicero

Lillian Carter Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
Author: Lillian Carter

William Shakespeare Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
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Horse jokes Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
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Horse jokes Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
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Horse jokes Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Horse jokes What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
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