Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius

Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Author: Edmund Burke

'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow.
Author: William Shakespeare

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
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