Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod Stamina is utterly important. And stamina is only possible if it's managed well. People think all they need to do is endure one crazy, intense, job-free creative burst and their dreams will come true. They are wrong, they are stupidly wrong.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Anna Freud I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Richard Diran I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Author: Richard Diran

Peter McWilliams Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from "won't power" to "will power."
Author: Peter McWilliams

H. L. Mencken I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Horse jokes How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Horse jokes What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
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