Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Author: Denise Dobbs

May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Author: Anonymous

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say,
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Author: Richard Wagner

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Author: Sam Levenson

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
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A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
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