Success only hurts the first time.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Author: Cicero

Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
Author: Lillian Carter

Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.
Author: William Shakespeare

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
Author: George S. Patton

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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