Best quotes to send by SMS
Randy K. Milholland Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Steve Jobs Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Author: Steve Jobs

Benjamin Franklin Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Fred Hoyle Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
Author: Fred Hoyle

Slovenian Proverb Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Author: Slovenian Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
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History jokes What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
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History jokes If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
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History jokes Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
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History jokes When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
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