Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say,
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Author: Richard Wagner

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Author: Sam Levenson

Speak no evil of an absent friend. (Non male loquare absenti amico)
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Speech is the mirror of the mind. (Imago Animi Sermo Est)
Author: Seneca

Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
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