Best quotes to send by SMS
H. L. Mencken I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Margaret Cho Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'
Author: Margaret Cho

Mike Ditka Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
Author: Mike Ditka

Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
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Horse jokes Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!
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Horse jokes Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
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Horse jokes Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!
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Horse jokes Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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