Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.
Author: Marilyn Manson

I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves.
Author: Wilhelm von Humboldt

Man is condemned to be free.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Author: Peter McArthur

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!
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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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