Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Author: William Shakespeare

Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
Author: Craig Newmark

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.
Author: Sir William Osler

Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go; The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow.
Author: Lydia M. Child

Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Author: Denise Dobbs

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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