So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
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