Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes