Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes