So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer

It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Author: Seneca

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Author: Joseph Heller

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Author: Barry Switzer

What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes