Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Author: Robert Orben

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.
Author: Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Author: Philip K. Dick

What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes