Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go; The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow.
Author: Lydia M. Child

Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Author: Denise Dobbs

May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Author: Anonymous

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say,
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Author: Richard Wagner

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
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What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
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