So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes