Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Author: Evan Davis

Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Author: Lynda Barry

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."
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I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
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Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes