Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter Drucker So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Oswald Spengler Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Author: Oswald Spengler

Pearl Buck Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

T. S. Eliot Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

George Eliot Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
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Gorilla jokes What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
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Gorilla jokes Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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