So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Author: Price Cobb

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
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What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes