Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes