Man is condemned to be free.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Author: Peter McArthur

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Author: Evan Davis

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes